Tuesday 8 September 2015

IBR 2015 Part 7 - What Next?



Would you Do It Again?


Frankly, when everyone gets off their bike at the end of the IBR, exhausted, filthy, wet, starving, and with scrambled brain, I am sure the majority say “never again”.

For those who could not start, but had entrance, or crashed out along the way for any number of reasons, it is a much simpler decision – YES – they will book again with even more commitment.

For the rest of us it’s an individual decision at least partly dependent on health, money, time away from work and family support. I have my three-digit number. I have climbed my Everest.  But I will return. The people make it the wonder that it is. The riding is fantastic, the scenery awesome and the challenge breathtaking.

This is just too good to miss!
See you all in 2017.

IBR 2015 Part 6 - All the Detail, Process

Competitive Advantages

Each rider tries to determine their competitive advantage for the IBR, where a few minutes can mean the difference between 12th place and 10th. For example, I worked on two competitive advantages
1.     In general, I can ride on winding roads far faster than the majority of American Riders, having had plenty of practice in Australia.
2.     I have visualization skills that allow me to “see” multiple route options when the waypoints are all in Base Camp, that is, early in the planning cycle

I had a number of relative disadvantages;
1.     I need more sleep than most people, or at least the top riders
2.     I need to eat real food to be at the top of my game.
3.     My lack of “in the heat of the battle” rally practice.

Riding Time and Miles Calculation


“The ability to plot a suitable route for the really, is a key skill that is essential in the IBR” – badly misquoting the Rally Master. Never a truer word was said.

The starting point is to understand exactly what you are capable of, in terms of riding speeds and distances for certain time. Add to this your required time for stops both for Bonus photos and for re-fueling. This can be summarized in a spreadsheet (such as EZBake). Here are some sample figures (noting that Sam Lisles has the EXACT figures for every rider in the last 10 rallies for you to compare yourself to!):

1.     Overall average speed while the bike is moving – 62 mph
2.     Overall rally average speed – 46 mph
3.     Average time for a bonus stop – 7 minutes
4.     Average time for a fuel/food/comfort stop – 10 minutes.
5.     Average sleep time including preparation to go – 4 hours.

With these, and the known checkpoints, start times and finish times, it is possible to work out with a high degree of accuracy how many riding hours you will have and how many miles per leg you can manage. I have this process well prepared and worked directly to it for all legs, with 1 and 3 being more conservative.

Organization and the Check-in Process


The organization for this really is superb, and well oiled. There are almost as many volunteers as riders overall. In the two days prior to the start, there are nine “stations” for each rider to pass. They are

1.     Check-in and Registration and have your name confirmed. At this point each rider is given a name badge, identification card on a lanyard (to be kept on them at all times as it carries the emergency number), a T-shirt and cap.
2.     Technical inspection of the Bike – which includes
a.     Overall road worthiness (e.g. tires, baggage attachment etc)
b.     Auxiliary tank, attachment and volume
c.      Exhaust system and sound level
d.     DOT approved helmet
e.     SPOT tracker works
3.     Odometer checks where you ride over a pre-determined 20-mile course. Strangely some riders took up to four attempts to get this right. It allows the Rally Master to directly compare each rider’s actual riding distance precisely.
4.     Documentation Check Each rider must show complete and accurate documentation including:
a.     Driver’s license with the correct annotation
b.     Motorcycle registration, current, with a matching VIN number (some did not!)
c.      A high level of insurance for the bike and self - defined as $500k CSL.
d.     MedJet type evacuation cover or insurance.
5.     Waiver Video – where each rider sits in front of a camera and is interviewed with 12 questions such as:
a.     Have you prepared fully for this rally?
b.     Do you understand the increased risks of riding in the rally?
c.      Do you waive all rights to suing the Iron Butt Association?
6.     Rider Photograph
7.     Camera and SD Card Check, where the Rally executive take a photo of you with your own camera (for ID and guarantee) then ask you to set a number of features on the camera to prove you can use it! They view each of the three required storage cards (SD for example) to see that they are clear, working and formatted. Each is marked with the rider number.
8.     Rookie Briefing on Sunday afternoon, where Jeff Earls, previous winner of the IBR gave some sage advice on all manner of things such as heat management, food and sleep.
9.     Riders Meeting where the rules of play were re-enunciated, and questions were answered including the perennial ones including:
a.     What is the definition of daylight
b.     How fast is “Too fast” (never three-digit speeds and always under “twenty over” the posted limit)
c.      Use of “The Red Book” and how not to tee-off the RM by having an accident and requiring her to call your next-of-kin (details in the Red Book).

The Start Process for the Rally


As noted before, at the commencement dinner of the rally (Starting 6pm with hand-outs about 8pm), riders receive their flag, USB key, Rally Book and Score Sheet.
Riders then retire to their room to plot their route and load the waypoints to their GPS’s.

At 8am the next morning, the bikes are locked-down in the car park – make sure you have gas before this! The rally starts at 10am the next morning with a send-off by “Warchild” one bike at a time. Those who were prepared to have their hair colored or shaved started first. A video of this procedure on U-Tube is worth watching.

Miscellaneous Thoughts on Random Topics


1.    Food: Despite careful planning and purchases of high-energy bars, I did not have the ideal food intake. Almost every rider carries high protein food bars and energy supplements including drinks and gels (such as are available from REI and other outdoor shops for Marathon runners). While these work well for riding during the day, they are insufficient in terms of calories for the hard work of riding 20 hours per day.  Ideally I needed at least 3000 calories for each day and preferably 4000. At some point, riders need to have a serious meal, but this takes time. This explains why so many “carb-up” at the final Rally Banquet and at the breakfasts and dinners for each Check Point. Clearly these checkpoint meals are part of the overall plan. I also ate McDonald’s egg burgers, as these were always available, already prepared, convenient size and shape and high calorie. I carried extras of these in my tank bag.

2.     Hydration: each rider had a water bladder or tank from which to take a drink. I started with two bladders, then moved to two one-gallon “Bubba Kegs” then reduced this to one Bubba Keg (on the right pillion peg) and one bladder. At the last minute I plumbed an electric pump to the feed from my one-gallon keg, which was a real boon. I also tried using commercial electrolytes and found that they went “off” very quickly in heat. Simple salt added to the water (e.g. from a MacDonald’s restaurant sachet) was far more useful. Next time I will take salt tablets. I also drank Gatorade type drinks, which provided a high sugar AND salt level quite effectively.

3.    Weather: I should have considered the weather pattern each day, rather than at the start of each leg, using the Greg Rice summary page online (www.gregrice.com). I believed I could ride through anything (which in the end I did from 107 degrees to driving rain and hail) but I could have made some small alterations to my route that would have made life both safer and more enjoyable. On one section in midnight dark in Louisiana, there was standing water more than an inch deep on the road, and this resulted in the front wheel aquaplaning and the rear spinning up – which is highly exciting and challenging riding conditions, especially in the dark, as the bike is “flying”.

4.    Gear to Carry: Everyone carries too much stuff to start. I learnt this from some training runs and reduced my load by more than two-thirds. I had one change of clothes, one set of heated gear, and half the tools – this was a major break-through for me especially after I removed my two larger panniers.  It made the bike lighter and more maneuverable and far easier to get onto the center stand (e.g. to sleep on the tank). In general, the experienced riders have tried a lot of gear, and then move to “simplification” in later rallies, knowing there is less to break and lose.

5.    Sleep Patterns and Timing: I had more sleep than I needed. This was in part due to the fact that there were only two Bonuses on the rally available 24 hours, which is un-usual. However, I should have done staged rides at night to get to better locations, particularly in Leg 3, where I could have travelled a lot further and obtained more points. The counter was that some of the night runs would have been in very heavy rain e.g. in LA. I found that four hours sleep was plenty, but some of the “REST” Bonuses allowed up to 8 hours with very good points. Only a top rider would out-ride the sleep bonus points.  The RM does this for safety, and I approve.

6.    Bathroom Stops: At my second bonus stop, one rider was seen to be clearly peeing from a catheter type tube inserted down his trouser leg. I believe there was one other too. I did not find the need to use such a device and managed my water intake perfectly to match my stops.  The pain of standing at a gas stop, trying not to wet your pants at the same time as fueling up, is something only an IB rider truly understands!

7.     Iron Butt Hotels and Real Motels: I chose to stay in real motels. I deliberately chose those of one story (So I could park at the door), which were usually NOT chain motels and rarely paid more than $45 per night. Some were truly dodgy and I locked my bike carefully. But I only needed a bed and a shower. My personal interest is to have a shave and change my underwear once per day– and some will laugh at that (despite the fact that it takes less than 6 minutes)! I did not have to deal with bed bugs like one rider. In retrospect, I would have quite happily slept out in the grass at a truck stop (for example) given fine weather. At the Custer Monument we woke one rider who was fast asleep by the entrance gate.

8.    Accidents and Breakdowns: It is incumbent on each rider to believe with fervor that their bike will not break down. But many did, and one failed less than 100 miles from the finish – a mentally devastating situation. On every long ride I have done in the last five years, I have used my tools for something.  A friend, Troy Martin ran into a deer early in the ride, destroying the left side of his bike, then dropped it on the other side at a road-sealing, and thirdly ran into the back of a trailer – ALL in the first Leg! Despite finishing the leg in fourth place, he decided not to continue.  In the same leg, I parked my bike on its center stand, and the sand under it gave way, dropping the bike on the side of the road (a common occurrence apparently). A Harley rider and a sheriff helped me pick it up – the former making no comment at all and the latter deciding it was “not a wreck” and laughing it off! It never ceases to amaze me how helpful people in the country can be.

9.    Speed and LEO’s:  Speed does not win this rally – keeping the wheels turning does. (You do the math). For the first time ever the RM made it clear that riders who sped, would be penalized points and they were. They watched the satellite spots carefully for monitoring. The guidance was very clear:

a.     Never ever speed into triple digits (over 100 miles per hour)
b.     Never exceed the posted limit by more than 20 mph.

On a clear day, overtaking a long semi-trailer (tractor) this is hard to achieve all the time. Most of the bikes were well capable of more than 120 mph.

The result was that MANY (if not most) riders were pulled over by the law. On the last day, I was pulled over three times, once for being 6 mph over the posted limit – the female sheriff explained that there were many cattle on the road. I did not get a ticket (Citation). The fact is, that at 90 mph, an accident will be very serious no matter what.

10. “Objective Hazards” – Animals on the Road: There are many wild animals in the USA, similar to Australia, and they pose an un-expected risk at all times. In particular, deer were everywhere, and I saw four close-up, the first within 30 minutes of the rally start when it jumped across a car park (Parking lot) right in front of me. The second was on day one of Leg 2, a huge 9 pointer buck in the far south of TX, standing right on the side of the road.  Hitting a large deer or elk can be a fatal experience. Good counter-steering skills helps, but does not allow you to avoid all accidents.

There were also snakes, bobcats, bears, raccoons, prairie dogs and lots of other animals that I did not see this ride. The biggest hazard, after great rains across most of the USA, was bird strikes. Despite trying very hard not to hit birds, I managed to down four. One struck the underside of my boot like a hammer and another zinged off my screen, missing my helmet by inches.

11. Day Nine and the Mental Strain:  there is much talk of the “Day Nine Blues”, a time when the end is NOT near and the ride pressure, lack of sleep and food really hit you.  For me, Day 9 was a blast mainly because Dan Simmonds had come out to meet me un-expectedly, but the last day was hell.  Demons play in your head when you are that tired, and each rider needs to find a way to deal with them.  More than one rider has had a friend or loved one say on this day – “You are kidding – drop out?! Half the frigging world is watching you – get on your bike and ride – NOW!”

12. The IBR Culture and Camaraderie: One of the most outstanding features of the IBR is the culture and teamwork of the IBA members, staff and competitors.  It is not just good, but outstanding and such a pleasure to be part of, that people come back for more, year after year.

Anyone who needed assistance for anything received it. At any time or place. Prior to the rally experienced riders gave away some of their most treasured information or data without a qualm, despite their competitiveness in the rally itself. Once the start is announced, they get their “rally face on” but are always there to help.

Typically, IBR males don’t shake hands much, they hug instead– each knowing what the other has been through.  I love this. It is a rare but true expression of one-ness with a friend in the trenches.

In Australian terms, this is real “mate-ship” bought on by the rigor and demands of the rally – The Team Wins every time. I could give many stories, but the one about Troy pulling out of the rally, then personally transporting four bikes around the USA on a trailer, after the rally is a good example. A second, from a previous rally, was when Don Duck split his last cupful of gas with me; so we could both make the next gas stop – hopefully.

13. Apocryphal Stories:  I suspect that every rider had some moment of nirvana on the ride. Some of us will know this as “Trail Magic” a term coined by Bill Bryson for something wonderful that happens when all seems down or doomed. I had a few of these magic moments:
a.     At Fort Union NM where we had to walk a ways in the wind, to take a photo of a particular set of buildings in a very precise layout. I was wondering how the hell I was going to find the right spot, when a truly delightful lady ranger stepped out from behind the monument, offered to hold my flag and stand in the precise spot where the photo would be perfect. Serendipity. (PS the National Park staff was wonderful everywhere we went).
b.     In torrential rain of Tennessee, I had set my GPS to take me via the quickest route to the Nemo Bridge, which included along gravel roads but somehow I become lost on a Hill-Billy farm. I stopped at a huge 200-year-old barn, where an old man and his adult son stood in the doorway looking at this fool riding in the rain. I stopped the bike and walked up to the gorgeous barn, waiting to hear the banjo strumming (I kid you not). There, in the middle of the barn floor was an illegal still, making the best moon-shine in the world (so I was informed). Naturally, they picked me as an Australian and offered beer first then Tennessee Whiskey next! My rally almost ceased at that point, with some fine hospitality.
c.      At another point, I was riding behind Ian McPhee, and happened to look down at my second GPS, to see a “heart” appear, then pass. I rode after him and said I think we have passed a waypoint that I had not chosen on my route. We had. We rode back, took the photo, added the points and rode on.

d.     I was heading for the Flight 93 Memorial in PA, and as I rode to the turn-off road, I had this over-whelming feeling that someone was nearby, despite being miles from anywhere. Sure enough, there was Dan Simmonds standing by his bike, smiling that wide smile that makes the day and saying, “let’s do this – and BTW do you want food, a coffee or an oil change for the bike, lights cleaned?” – yes thanks – all of the above. That hour spent six miles away, with a friend in the west of PA, who helped in every way, was magic.

IBR 2015 Part 5 - What Worked and What Broke?

So What Worked and What did I like?


1.     My Bike; I love my BMW R1200GS Adventure (Water cooled 125 HP motor with cruise control, wet clutch, balanced flywheel, traction control, TPM’s. left-side swing arm etc). Five of these bikes were entered, plus many more air-cooled GSA’s. It is important to understand that this model is NOTHING like the previous GSA. All 2014/15 models survived unscathed. Other popular models are the Yamaha FJR 13200, Honda Goldwing, Triumph Trophy and Honda ST1300, all good bikes. Some Harley Davidsons also proved their reliability, generally those built around the “Touring Models”.
2.     My Plan: my overall approach and plan worked well. I have over 800 pages of documentation prepared to get my head in the right place. There are even “lists of lists”. Some are exquisitely detailed (and are not for everyone)–
a.     I have a detailed Kit List on Version 11 which became shorter and shorter over time
b.     I have a list of all the items I pack on myself in my jacket and pants listed by pocket location – I know that some people will find this “excessive”– fine, but that is my way.
c.      I have a list of every tool I took and why I have each one on my bike.
d.     I have a detailed list of food to take and which days to eat it
e.     I have a pre-prepared route to the “Four Corners” of the USA from Albuquerque and a “Forty Eight States” plan based around ABQ and TN.
f.      Back up plans – “If this fails, then what?”
3.     My Gear: I bought the best I could afford, and changed some items multiple times to get it right. I changed my drinking containers three times and my GPS’s two times.  Specifically
a.     The Maple Farkles long-range 3.4 gallon gas tank
b.     My Maple Farkles wheelie top box from Pelican
c.      The Platypus two-quart drinking container and one gallon Bubba Keg with electric pump (a last minute add-on which paid in spades)
d.     My Touratech tool box
e.     The Michelin Road Pilot IV GT Tires
f.      My custom seat from MJM in Goulburn NSW
g.     My Clearwater LED driving Lights (brilliant)
h.     My SENA Bluetooth system
i.       My Schuberth flip-face helmet (brilliant)
j.       My Garmin 590LM and Navigator V GPS’s plus the Garmin 660.
k.     My Iron Butt Stretchy shirts for stopping suit-chafe in the wind
l.       My BMW Riding boots – excellent.
m.   My Aerostich Elk Skin Gloves – excellent for keeping the sun off as they are light in color – will buy a new set for the next rally. They are also cheap.
4.     My Support Team: which came together later in the ride, and was absolutely crucial, but the assistance from:
a.     Peter Hogan and Ian McPhee (plus Colleen), plus Shane Cudlin in the earlier days was invaluable, from “Far Riders” Australia. Sage advice gentlemen.
b.     Sam Lisle for the data taken off his super-computer on EVERY IBR run and every entrant
c.      Tim Masterson for his enigmatic spreadsheets
d.     Greg Rice for his masterful IT interpretation of all the weather channels in the USA – http://www.gregrice.com/
e.     Peter “Greenie” Green and Kristy in ABQ who was my pit-crew and helped me change tires, remove saddle bags, bought me clothes and food – awesome help. He even offered to drive across country to bring me spare tires!
f.      Dan Simmonds in PA who changed my oil at a critical moment and made me coffee, cleaned my mirrors and lights of road-kill – you have no idea.
g.     Sheryle Moon, who always said “go for it” – the sort of support you need from a spouse, otherwise life gets too hard.
h.     Others behind the scenes who just gave positive words. The LDR Community is the most helpful and supportive group I have ever known.

So What Broke or Could be Better for Next Time?


Here I am being picky, because it can always be better.
1.     Food: I needed about 4000 calories per day and didn’t always get it. I took energy bars, gels and salts.
2.     Tires: I went through two rear tires. I would love to find a way to use one rear for the whole rally and avoid the change.
3.     Side Cases: I started without any, saving 7mpg in gas, but included a small second-hand Pelican case – which melted in the heat from the exhaust. I need two super-slim metal cases, about 3-4 inches wide only – this will be a focus change for the next rally
4.     GPS’: all three of them failed at one stage. I replaced the Navigator V under warranty at the start of Leg 2, and lost my SENA connection and all my music! I fixed the LM590 by putting it in the fridge and did a re-boot on the 660.
5.     Lights – my Clearwater’s were brilliant, but I could do with more light.
6.     Exhaust: I use the stock BMW exhaust but in 100 degree conditions it gets hot under my rear. I plan to lower it like Mark Crane has done.
7.     Underwear: despite all my trials, I cannot find “LD Comforts” to be comfortable despite their popularity – I need to find long pants (to avoid leg chafe) which are very light and stretchy so that they dry quickly.
8.     Aerostich Suit: I bought a “Darien” supposed to be the most waterproof suit that Aerostich makes, but it leaked like a sieve in pouring rain. I will move to my KLIM suit, which is made of Gortex. I DO like the pockets on the Aerostich more than the KLIM but this is not all important. The Aerostich “Roadmaster” which I also own in a very old version, is a good suit too, but also not completely waterproof. It fits me better and may be an alternate as it’s better than the Darien.
9.     Visor: I trashed my visor in the rally, having started with a brand new one. One thing I have found in the USA is how much stuff flies around you on the road – birds, stones, tire parts, hail etc. Wear a full visor!


Currently planned Changes (For Butt Lite VIII)

1.     Wear the KLIM suit not an Aerostich
2.     Buy the very thin panniers and take them
3.     Lower the exhaust pipe using a Mark Crane bracket
4.     Re-program my SENA units
5.     On the GPS, put the Podcasts only, no music
6.     Put Music on my Cell Phone
7.     Buy a new mounting system for my Cell Phone (replaces the X-Mount)
8.     Take and use a mini-vault battery as standard
9.     Put more work into choosing good food, e.g. tinned fish.

10. Consider replacing the tank with a wedge shaped one.